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Can you look at your partner’s faults honestly and say, ‘I can work around that. Because the good stuff is always going to be there, and it’s always going to pretty and sparkly, but the crap underneath can ruin you.” ― Elizabeth Gilbert, “Who're you going with, then? " She called back."Want to come to the ball with me? I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― Richelle Mead, tags: being-single, dating, goals, hard-to-get, holding-out-for-the-best, love, loving-yourself, not-settling, playing-hard-to-get, positive-thinking, relationships, single, single-life, single-woman, singleness, standards, the-single-woman, validation “There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.

People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.” ― Criss Jami, “People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other’s personalities. Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person. The really clever trick is this: Can you accept the flaws? He turned his head and called across the common room, "Oi! "Angelina, who had been chatting with Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him."What? Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic.

Alder tags: adversity, anger, battles, boyfriends, breakups, choices, confusion, crazy-love, crush, dating, disease, divorce, exboyfriends, exgirlfriends, exspouse, feelings, funny, hatred, humor, in-love, insane, insane-love, insanity, lack-of-communication, life, mad-love, marriage, mixed-signals, obsessive-love, partners, relationships, romance, spouse, struggles, stupid-men, stupid-women, unfinished-business, unrequited-love “Yes, I understand why things had to happen this way. But mere understanding does not chase away the hurt. ” ― Jocelyn Soriano, tags: breakup, broken, broken-heart, broken-hearted, broken-hearted-quotes, dating, faith, healing, heartache, heartbreak, heartbroken, hope, hurt, hurt-feelings, hurting, hurting-heart, inspirational, life, life-lessons, love, romance tags: adult, african-american-romance, angels, baby, bible, bible-study, business, childrens, christian-living, christian-romance, college, creativity, dark-fantasy, dating, economics, education, educational, entrepreneurship, ethics, explicit, faith, family, family-relationships, fantasy-romance, friendship, fun, funny, humorous-romance, jesus, leadership, love-story, management, marriage, meditation, motivational, nonfiction, paranormal-romance, parenting, personal-transformation, relationships, religion, romantic-comedy, romantic-suspense, self-esteem, self-help, sex, sexuality, sexy, spiritual-growth, spirituality, students, success, supernatural, teen, women, young-adult, young-adult-fantasy “When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. It doesn't mean that nobody will ever love you anymore. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.” ― Judith Martin “He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. Have faith.” ― Greg Behrendt, “To be rejected by someone doesn't mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” ― Greg Behrendt, “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― Greg Behrendt, “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.

" said Ron."Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment."What? "Angelina gave Fred a sort of appraising look."All right, then," she said, and she turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting with a bit of a grin on her face."There you go," said Fred to Harry and Ron, "piece of cake.” ― J. Rowling, “Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.

Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.



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