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It's physically impossible for a human to move that fast." Naruto blinked. Ron and Harry then burst out laughing and Hermione blushed even redder than Ron's hair."Y-Y-YOU'RE A PERVERT!
They change their minds after a night, though." The young ones opened their mouths in surprise. When she stopped, she was flushing, but her glare was still in place.
I can't believe this…""I don't think I would have ever seen the day someone out-ate Naruto." Indeed he had been. He was on the ground unable to move and foaming at the mouth, both for the amount of food he had eaten and for the thought of how much he would have to pay for the ramen he and Yoruichi had eaten. ""Gaaaak…"To say that in the month Yoruichi had become Naruto's new neighbour the blonde's life had slightly changed was an euphemism.--"My poor stomach…" Naruto was shoving digestive directly in his throat. And to tell you the truth, the definition bodyguard isn't really fitting. There have been other cases of people like him acting as a mage's partner, acting…""Holditholditholdit!
Hermione voiced the thoughts of the trio."And this person can?
And in the meanwhile, the dark-skinned woman just kept on eating ramen, only at a much slower pace, now."Mhhh! His stomach was full, his gama-chan was empty and his temper was rising. " Mr Weasley stopped, because Harry had suddenly interrupted him and because he wasn't familiar with the expression 'Hold it'. ""Can you fight without a wand, move so fast that you only see a blur and…
It was because he had opened his cabinet and found that he had replaced most of his wardrobe. This gave Naruto some power to get back up while trying to forget the pain of his broken-but-already-healing nose. " Yoruichi rolled her eyes, moved to the side, made him trip and took a hold of his right arm, twisting it."Are you that much of an idiot? And the mud in his hair just didn't want to go away. Was distracted…""And the reason you were distracted was how much you love my eyes at night and how I have combed my hair for this evening." Her tongue licked him in a straight line from his navel to his neck, making him shiver even more. He slowly surrendered, like she said, and circled her waist with his arms and started straddling it trough her kimono while kissing her back. Maybe the new teacher of defence against the dark arts?
" He could literally feel the interrogative tone even if his interlocutor was meowing. I'm falling asleep, here…" And she empathized the sentence by yawning loudly. "--"That stupid, idiotic, bastard, ugly, fugly…"The wounds had already healed, but getting the dirt out of his clothes had been difficult. It's like she suddenly decided to make my life a living hell! SHE THINKS SHE CAN HUMILIATE ME AT ICHIRAKU JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A BIGGER EATER THAN ME AND LOVES RAMEN JUST AS MUCH! A couple of times I even saw you laugh." She leaned her lips on his chest sending shivers trough his body."I… "Just surrender and don't complain, for once…""I…" He didn't get to say more when her tongue and lips cut out his air supply. " Yoruichi just winked at him and mimicked a paw with her right hand before jumping him. I don't need a bodyguard…""Dumbledore thinks otherwise. I mean, my life will be a living hell if I go to school with someone observing my every move! Your bodyguard will be under a cover." That made Hermione blink.
I'm in England, after all.""…" She nodded and returned to her own food. "--"Darn, this thing is complicated…" Naruto was about to pull his hair out in frustration. "My contract clearly says 'To protect the client till the Voldemort incident gets solved'.
"But I suppose that I could try to eat with some manners. S., and I bet that it will be a genocide.""Who says I'm going away next year? Naruto stared at her with a normal face, interrupting his homework. Myself, I know exactly what I like about you." She 'Hmphed'."And what…
First thing, how the hell was he supposed to protect Harry when he himself had suddenly decided to put himself up for a competition that could very likely kill him in front of a large crowd? They could send me some backup, but I'm not going back home anytime soon.""You're not…" Hermione instinctively brought a hand to her mouth. "Is there anything in the world able to make you sad, Naruto? Or when girls don't appreciate my manliness and my innuendo jokes." Blush. He almost got chomped, swallowed, chewed, eaten by a freaking dragon!