…each parts of The Things That Keep A Woman Single — a 10 point list from Chicago-area flame fanner Evan Moore that quite a few of my friends shared on their profiles. ) While well-intentioned, the list was too pandering, too nice, and too thirsty for likes and direct messages. The only thing I’m thirsty for is the truth, and the only thing I’m nice at is basketball. No piece about the laundry list of issues facing this generation of increasingly faulty Black women can begin without acknowledging their biggest problem: They’re not White women. He is also a columnist for And he's working on a book of essays to be published by Ecco (Harper Collins). He lives in Pittsburgh, and he really likes pancakes.
Although reading it felt like I was in a time machine—the piece and the video attached to it felt very October of 2009-ish—I thought Moore made some good points. And while I appreciate Moore’s efforts, here are the 10 real reasons why so many sistas are so damn single. If they’re not White women, they can’t be Ellen Page.
There will be lots of guys that are intimidated by her ofcourse but there will be an equal amount of guys that have the guts to approach her.
I have 2 female cousins that are ubelievably good looking and they haven't been without a guy since they were 14. The girl who dumped me which led me to find this site back in 07 was by far the most beautiful girl I've ever been inolved with.
Why buy the cow when you can make it rain with free milk tokens? While the man is sitting on the couch and drinking water, he might accidentally reach his hand into the couch crevice and land on an old hair curler. We know they let Ray-Ray the Milkman and Lil Shitty hit raw indiscriminately. They can rock the Chinese man’s nail accessories, do the Chinese man’s yoga, wear the Chinese man’s wigs, and even eat the Chinese man’s Thai food, but somehow they’re too damn good to be the Chinese man’s wife.
IT’S PROOF THAT SOME OF THESE BLACK BITCHES BE WEARING HAIRCURLERS AND SCARVES AT NIGHT SOMETIMES! We see their bad-ass kids getting caught stealing tennis balls and Naked Juice in Target, so we know they belong to at least one of them.
Oh, and before I continue, there’s a couple things I want to add: 1. I’ve done no studies, surveyed no people, and slept with no cousins to understand what it’s like to be from Mississippi. If you’re a member of one of those neglected populations, please feel free to add your own observations in the comments. On the other hand, northern Blacks seem to be more likely to… Weekly updates about all the pop culture, race & politics, Bougie Black People™ shit, and other grand tomfoolery we cover here on VSB. I think the more beautiful a girl is, the more she can potentially bring out the insecurity of her male partner.