Quagmire school of dating
Just about anything imaginable, that doesn't result in flawless success, is fair game.Carter is alarmed when Lori tells her shocking news about Ben.Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned, Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies, and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.Things start going awry though when the fire alarm goes off back at the house, and Claire is convinced the boys are secretly throwing a party.The main plot was better but I still didn't find much to laugh at (and as mentioned above the 'Quagmire gets obsessed with technology sex' been done to better effect. I liked that Mort/Adam West/Carl/Seamus are sort of another group of friends that get up to wacky BS like Peter and the guys do.I did like the song and I though it was the strongest part of the episode. I felt like turning the episode off after the guy from the lamp store slit his throat. Quagmire being out of touch with technology is always one of those weirder aspects of the series.
Claire really wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend rather than her uptight mum, Mitch and Cam make the sad realisation that they may not be as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's quick pit stop to pick up Haley's gift, a new car, becomes a disaster.However, when the hotel turns out to be less than stellar, everyone starts to branch off to do their own thing, leaving Jay dejected - that is, until he runs into the one and only Billy Dee Williams!Meanwhile back at home, Haley and Alex watch over the kids, which proves to be quite a challenge.Every Man's Dream-4.8/10 Cue Detective-6/10 Puffless-7/10 Halloween of Horror-8.4/10 Treehouse of Horror XXVI-(4.5, 5, 3.5) 4.25/10 Friend With Benefit-5/10 Lisa With An 'S'-5.5/10 Paths of Glory--/10 Barthood--/10 The Girl Code--/10 Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles--/10 Much Apu About Something--/10 Gal of Constant Sorrow--/10 Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4--/10 Lisa the Veterinarian--/10 The Marge-ian Chronicles--/10 The Burns Cage--/10 How Lisa Got Her Marge Back--/10 Fland Canyon--/10 Simprovised--/10 To Courier With Love--/10 Orange is the New Yellow--/102-D Blacktop-7.5/10 Fry and Leela's Big Fling-7.9/10 T.: The Terrestrial-8.2/10 Forty Percent Leadbelly-6.8/10 The Inhuman Torch-8.4/10 Saturday Morning Fun Pit-(9, 7, 8.5) 8.2/10 Calculon 2.0-8.7/10 Assie Come Home-8.5/10 Leela and the Genestalk-7.2/10 Game of Tones-9.2/10 Murder on The Planet Express-9/10 Stench and Stenchibility-8.5/10 Meanwhile-9.5/10 Not much of a fan of this episode.
I though the Stewie plot was pretty weak and didn't have any laughs.
Due to inappropriate behaviour, Cubert Farnsworth and Dwight Conrad are suspended from school.