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"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck", said a third, to which several nodded in agreement.

Then the third old lady chipped in with: "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about." THE OLD-TIMERS' RIGHT A group of Sun City Senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee", said one. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee", replied another. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside?

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, then demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different? The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers, and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

"You've got a deal." SO: That is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, beano, and antacid. You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut. MONOLOGUES Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing.



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